#IM SORRY !!!!!!

[zhampip]

you failed the test, stone

[deathtokillian]

If they force me to have boobas again I want comically large ones.

Some massive door knockers, ya know?

government wants trans people to detransition so here’s them chasing me to hot glue my bazoinkers back on

[haechanniesluvr]

Why’d you only call me when you’re high? | Thanos x fem!reader

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪now playing: habits by tove lo…⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

synopsis: you and thanos had a messy break-up after a 2 year relationship. you knew of his addiction, and he never did anything to change it. sick of him not changing and you beginning to develop your own addiction, you left him. of course, he won’t let you leave his life that quickly, deciding to ring you every other day when he got high.

warnings: mentions of drug use, swearing, …high people(?), this is a little toxic, making out… messily, kind of smut?? help OH GOD I CANT WRITE SMUR IM SO SORRY ITS BAD SKJDKHDUHDWJK, okay they dry hump sorry

songs for this fic: never be like you (flume, kai), habits (tove lo), why’d you only call me when you’re high? (arctic monkeys), headlock (imogen heap), me and your mama (childish gambino).

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vrrrr… vrrrr…

your phone vibrated against your bedside table for the 5th time in 10 minutes. begrudgingly throwing aside the book you were reading, you picked it up with a groan. whoever this was was beginning to piss you off. big text flashed on the screen, ‘DONT ANSWER!!’. your adrenaline pulsed through you. it was thanos, who you had decided to change the name of in your phone to avoid any temptation of texting him. you were a sucker for drunk texting, meaning everytime you got a little tipsy, you fucking missed him, missed the names he’d call you, missed his bright hair that you would run your fingers through, missed his co-

“baby..”

did you just answer that fucking call? thanos’ voice struck your ears as your eyes widened in disbelief.

“oh fuck uh-“ you stuttered out as you tapped your screen repeatedly, trying to hang up. as quickly as you had declined, the buzzing persisted yet again. swallowing your saliva and your self-respect, you clicked that green button.

“dont hang up. please.” his voice rang out again. thanos’ speech was slurred, a clear indicator he had taken a pill. again. you let out a shaky breath, awaiting his next few words.

“please just listen to me, you don’t have to say anything. miss you so fucking bad. and.. and it’s not the drugs saying that.” he inhaled deeply. “come over.”

“what?” you spat out, immediately sitting upright in your bed.

“come over baby… please. need you here.. need you in my arms, my beauty flower.”

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your lack of self-respect was seriously astounding. as soon as you had hung up, you were running over to your front door, stringing a scarf around your neck and shoving on a pair of shoes. is this seriously how you were spending your night? the time stood 11:13pm on your phone as you briskly walked over to thanos’ apartment. god, he had no idea how much he played on your mind. it was stupid. you decided to end things, convincing yourself he had issues you couldn’t fix. but in the end, you were just like him. but you weren’t battling a drug addiction, you were battling an addiction to him.

you ran up the first flight of stairs, quickening your pace right over to his door. hesitantly, you raised your fist to knock. before you could, the door swung open.

thanos stood slumped against the doorway, resting his elbow against the frame. his brows were knitted, a glaze visible over his eyes. suddenly, he pulled you inside, slamming the door and pulling you tight to his chest. burying his face in your neck, inhaling deeply, his hands roamed around your back, fumbling to remove your coat.

“hold on, hold on,“ you protested, pushing him off you. you began shaking your coat off your arms, letting it drop to ground along with your scarf. his apartment was filled with a dark purple hue, caused by his led’s he had around his tv area.

his face had melded into one of desperation as he watched you remove your outer layers, and he could barely hold back pouncing on you. grabbing your wrist, he took you over to the couch, pulling you onto his lap.

“missed this pretty fucking face.” he whined as he cupped your cheeks, moving his hands down to your hips, squeezing slightly. childish gambino’s ‘me and your mama’ rung out through the apartment, the deep purple lighting making it hard to see, and just a little more exciting.

“can’t believe you. high as shit.. ringing me up like some desperate dog.” you spoke into his ear, feeling him grip your hips a little tighter.

reaching into his shirt, he pulled out his signature cross, popping out a small pill. he held it out on his hand, watching how you stared at it with wide eyes, visibly battling your morals. an idea surged through you. taking the pill, you stuck your tongue out and placed it on the tip before delving to his lips. your tongues tangled against each other as you felt the pill dissolve. he angled his hips up slightly, causing you to gasp into his mouth. a string of saliva connected your lips as you pulled away, both of your eyes hooded with need.

“you were always so dirty, i fucking swear. you drive me crazy..” thanos groaned, grinding his hips upwards harshly. a small whine slipped from between your lips as he latched himself onto your neck, licking and sucking dark hickies into the sensitive flesh. his hand held the back of your head, his rings digging in with how hard he was gripping you. his other hand on your waist, he had you in a way that told you he never wanted you to leave.

the music got louder, as did your moans with the way he was practically humping you through his sweats.

“god m’sorry… m’sorry i left you alone..” you whined out, pressing your forehead against his. “should’ve helped you..” he stopped for a moment, holding your face tenderly.

“m’getting better. promise baby.” he smirked, nipping at your neck again, his hands holding you against him as he grinded slightly faster against you. he found that one sensitive spot he knew all too well, the area where your neck meets your shoulder. he nipped it slightly, causing you to tug his hair. as you tugged, he moaned, pushing you harder down onto him, his ministrations getting faster indicating he was getting close. with every movement of your hips, he let out a small whine. these whines became louder and more frequent before he finally dropped his head onto your shoulder with a loud groan, hips twitching and rutting up into you as he stained his sweats.

you carried on moving against him, chasing your own high. you ignored his desperate grabs at your hips to get you to slow down, too focused on cumming against his sweats.

“wait baby please c-can’t.. cant-“ you kissed him, quietening him before your legs started shaking. he moaned into the kiss as he felt you convulse in his lap, wrapping his arms around your waist tightly. as you came down from your high, your body melted into his chest. his heartbeat was erratic.

“god, fuck, i’m gonna get sober for you. won’t loose you again flower i promise.”

[newtia]

Rook looking around at one of Emmrich's illusions/enchantments: It's the most beautiful sight my eyes have ever seen.

Emmrich *looking smittenly at Rook*: I certainly agree.

[soxxshyl]

TW//blood

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[zephyrd17]

Deity of Salvation :]

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[nikolasmk]

I know this has been memed to death, but I had to.

(If you couldn't tell, I love Alastor being picked up and getting flustered)

[nofuckingideawho]

I hope you forgive me for ruining everything

[gongyoosgf]

nngghhh thanos it feels so goododdddddd

[sarah-ankh]

@maryland-officially did you see this cute cat?

[floydtheflorist]

Just one sketch and i'll leave you alone☝️

[clqndestine]

life is strange 2 x fall out boy

there's an audience for this, i know it

[ciderglasandherbs]

I think It's art by itself

[minionpilled]

Viktor waking you up! °ᡣ𐭩 . ° .

Viktor x !male reader

Cw: none!!

Just wanna say this is probably not gonna be the best writing. I wrote this after a tough day to calm me down and I wasn’t in the best mindset while writing :(( sorry if this is too corny or anything😢also I apologize if these translations are incorrect, as I do not speak Czech.

Dividers by @cafekitsune

Your woken up by a small shake on your shoulder. It takes you a minute for your eyes to adjust and become aware of your surroundings. You fell asleep on the couch again. You look up to be met with Viktors face. He gives you a warm smile. “Good morning, moje láska.” You rub your eyes as you sit up, Viktor patiently waiting for you to fully wake. “What time is it?” You ask him, your voice comes out gravelly. You clear your throat. “Almost 1:00, my dear. You went to bed late.” Viktor sits down beside you and places a hand on your knee.

“I made us some coffee.” Viktor places two steaming mugs on the table in front of you two, as well as some creamer and sugar. “Thank you.” You smile at him before giving a soft peck on his cheek. Viktor gives your knee a slight squeeze in approval. He reaches behind him for a blanket and drapes it over your shoulders. “I have to say, I was a little disappointed when I didn’t find you with me this morning.” Viktor frowns, tracing your jawline with his finger.

“I’m sorry Vik, I guess I was too tired to walk up to our room. I’ll try to go to bed earlier tonight.” Viktor moves slightly and places his lips on the top of your head, kissing it gently. “That’s alright. I just get worried for you sometimes. I love you a lot, můj princi.” He reaches down to pour some creamer into your mug, just how you like it. “I love you too Vik.” You pick up the mug, blowing at it to cool your drink down before taking a small sip. You rest your head on Viktors shoulder. He places his head on yours. You sit like that for awhile until you fall right back asleep.

[lalluviadeanoche]

Okay yall I mentally feel like dookie so now I have to figure out which comfort character to torture as a coping mechanism 🙂

Will it be:

a- Merlin

Or

b- Jason