#IM SORRY !!!!!!
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invaderoli · 2 days ago
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Also I'm sleeping on a twin sized mattress in somebody's attic or basement
i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright
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swervesbar · 2 days ago
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overlord really defeeted pipes, huh
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thedarkrebeldesires · 1 day ago
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...what is in my coffee????
Stone took another step closer, “And what will you have left when it’s done? When you’ve destroyed everything and everyone? Will you stand alone at the top of your ash-covered empire and call it a victory?”
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thescarletnargacuga · 11 hours ago
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Hello everyone, I apologize that it's been a bit since I've posted but personal things came up and have left me in a terrible apathetic state. I still plan to release the Harlequin oneshots first when my creative drive comes back AND the asks will remain open. I love seeing all of your ideas.
I'm sorry to disappoint but I have no energy to write right now and I don't know when it'll come back. Hopefully sooner rather than later. I'll still be around Tumblr and Discord, so I'm not disappearing or anything.
I'm just....so tired.
Thank you all for your patience 🫶
Scarlet
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spaciebabie · 2 days ago
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i keep accidentally flirting with people oops
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love-and-doom · 3 days ago
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And you right, you right, I
Got my guy, but I, I
Can't help it, I want you
Said, you right, I
Got my guy, but I, I
Can't help it, I want you
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trollocks-in-my-bollocks · 2 days ago
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oh no did he drink all the limon-cello?
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magnoliasandarson · 2 days ago
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abstract (psychopomp)
Some part of Jason Todd will always be fifteen.
Will always be struggling, ribs piercing his lungs, blood filling his mouth as he drags himself to cover his mother.
Will always be a child feeling the embrace of his mother for the first time, even as she uses his broken body as a shield.
Will always be waiting for the timer to hit 00:00.
Will always be frozen, waiting hoping to die.
Some part of Jason Todd is always ready for the light to swallow him whole.
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kugelfische · 2 days ago
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french sound of apple, the stone i walk on pomegranate, flesh fruit.
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i am afraid of you
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xtryheart · 3 days ago
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pov @batricity just entered the room
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ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚
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lith-myathar · 20 hours ago
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Arguably one of my biggest complaints re: Veilguard was the Downgrade of all Fucking Time, frankly
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that thing is chilling and it stalks my nightmares
THIS
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well
what do I even say
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maryland-officially · 2 days ago
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jellytamalies · 3 days ago
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oh god oh god
I’m going to kill myself he had waited. He had waited and he never came
he waited but he didn’t expect him to come rescue him he had and ready given up but he came. He came to rescue him. Walked straight into a trap. He died because of it. He dies because of Him. Don’t you get it! I’m shacking and frothing at the mouth what the fuck oh my god oh my god there are gorges in the cave walls it looks like whoever was trapped there wanted to get out. They must have killed thmeselves trying to get out. I want to jump into a volcano oh my GOD
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brittcbeast · 2 days ago
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….no…..Kraft Singles =/= American cheese. Do. Not. Put. Fucking. Kraft. Singles. On . Your. Hamburgers. I. Swear. To. God. I. Will. Slap. That. Shit. Onto. The. Floor. Fuck. Off.
Please go up to your grocery stores deli counter and ask for a half pound of their American cheese sliced. It’s so worth it. I won’t eat Kraft Singles. I love American cheese.
Buy a “big ‘ol’ block” of American cheese, shred a bunch and add an equal amount of some other shredded cheese of your choice, pimentos, mayo, finely diced green onions, pepper, celery salt all together and then you have a delicious “basic pimento cheese”. modify it to your hearts content. Put it on sandwiches, baked potatoes, scrambled eggs, crackers. Can’t do that with Kraft Singles.
the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product
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wowwforever · 8 months ago
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They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this
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